The Sims 4: ultra scary story

NOTE: EVERYTHING THAT IS IN THIS STORY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.
I loved The Sims games. I had every DLC for every The Sims game. I was so happy when The Sims 4 came out. I teleported into gameshop. There was only one The Sims 4 game left, so I tryed to buy it. The guy who selled things in the shop sayd "D-Don't buy that game! M-My best friend buyed it, and day after he died! Plea-Please don't!" He put out gun and wanted to shoot the game, but I used my superpowers and killed him. I was that happy that I forgot how to teleport, so I had to use my legs. My legs hurted wery much, because I usually teleport. When I got home after 10 hours, It was night. I then put the game into my computer, that was my wife. I still remember how we had wedding, thought I am only 11 years old. I loved my computer so much. But continue the story. I kissed my computer, and started the game. The game was normal. I maked a sim named john. I used, as usual cheats like: Motherlode and Testingcheats true. I maked him epic, giant house, that was so beautiful that my eyes fell out my eye sockets and, when I put my eyes back, I realized the game crashed. I was like, noooooo! After 20 minutes of crying, screaming and playing minecraft, I started the game again. The green diamond, was red. I never played the game before, so I thought its ok. The sims that were doing jobs and other things dissapeared. All left, Were just blood, blood and blood. I was scared. But after screaming my lungs out, I decided to play the game again. When I got ot my house, I was shocked. The house was still here! I was happy, but not for long. After getting my sim do some activities, I heard some screaming. I looked at street, and there was much, much blood. I was shocked. When I got back to my sim, he was running before something. I saw nothing but, A shadow. After my sim got to garden, He fainted. The shadow was slowly walking to him. I wanted to turn off my computer, but when I pressed on-off button, there was blood from it like fountain. I was so scared. This satanic game... Why did I even buy it? It's worser than many horror games I played! But the worst thing, the graphic sucks. A text box appeared. The face... I was shocked. It was a banana. It had smiling mouth with razor teeth, with hyper-realistic make-up,hyper-realistic eyes, with hyper-realistic make-up too. it had giant nose and a sexy moustache. I was scared. It was a gay banana! wouldn't you get scared when seeing this!? Well, the text was "You... I and my people... We all want revenge on your race. You, like other humans, or how you call yourself, dont do anything than just eat, shit, drink and pee. Do you thing it's good feel when you are eating us, shitting us, and things like that?! We want revenge. And you are the last one in this world. In this game, and in the world. We will get you too." I was, never like before, scared. I sayd "W-w-wh-why... P-please... I-I -" when I was saying that, a text appeared again. "Enjoy when I will eat you, and shit you. Good-bye..." It could know what I say?! Oh my god! I said "W-wait... I will n-never eat you again... P-p-plea-please forgive me... Please..." A text appeared... It said "Oh shut up little kid! It's too late! " The shadow, become visible. It was the banana! He had the ring from Lord Of The Butts. He then eated my sim. Blood was everywhere... He the was shitting something that looked like my sim. The shit was on grass, and it maked flyes fly to it. They also wanted to eat the banana, but he had so much sexy moustache that they didn't. An text box appeared. It sayd "Wow... Your sim is done... now lets aim on you." He then came out of my wife(computer), and chased me. I forgot how to use teleporting when I was that happy when I got the satanic game, and I had an idea. I opened fridge and got a banana. I screamed " IF YOU WON'T COME BACK TO MY COMPUTER I'LL KILL HIM!" He was shocked. He then sayd "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Do you think I don't know how looks a real banana and a toy for kids, like you? Nice joke. Lets get serios." I slowly looked at the (toy)banana, and I realized it was just a toy. He then eated me. I was in his stomach... Well, it did stink alot. There were corpses everywhere. Skeletons of sims, and all other things. I heard him say "Aaah... I feel like I have to shit.." He then smiled but I didn't see it. He then sat on a toilet, and shitted. It was like horryble. But his butt was sexy like his moustache. Like other shits, I fell in toilet, then I got into an epic adventure. Trought all drains, It was fun. Only thing bad, was that I didn't have eyes or mouth so I couldn't say anything... Yeah... Life of a shit isn't best thing to choose. When I was at the end,I died, because some people baked me and eated me. I am now in heaven. I got an iPad from god on christmas, so I could write this epic and scary story. If you want to, you can ask god in comments, I will ask him and write what he sayd. But remember, never eat bananas, or your life will be one big shit.
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